i lied, marc.

i lied.

i swear, marc.  i swear i'll write you soon, but i've been sleeping on floors and couches for the past 3 nights.  yes, i went on an amazing bender.  i'll tell you more soon.

x

THANKS BE TO GOD

deeeeeeeeR MArc,

today i went to church and modeled and GOT  drunk and got on some screens a few times and now i'm drunk and god sais, 'let there be booze'  and i was like, 'HHHHHEL YEAH'  and then girl came up to me and was like, will you take my picture??  i siad no because i wnated my picture taken and i did and

jewish? islam? gay?  i think we can all agree that church is okay.

i have things to show you laterzzzzzzzzz  POOP POOP SHADOOP in my cake fart.

SHIT WANKS!

lovels

sleep here

dear marc,

my life is getting PRETTY blah.  i'm getting stuck in a rut.  this isn't the life that an up-and-coming marc jacobs model should have.  the only really great moment i had this past week was getting HIGH OFF MY ASS on sunday after work.  i was just wanderin' around london with ana, baked like gold fish cracker.  it was wonderful.  until i had to get home... the tube ride was HORRIFYING and i thought that everyone around me was making out and judging me for not making out with someone.  when i finally managed to get off the tube, i ran into a nearby grocery store for water/i just couldn't walk home.  i was terrified.  i was just wandering around saying, 'you're never going to get home.  never.  never ever.  how are you going to get homeYOU'RE NOT.  you need to find a place to sleep if you can't get home.  where can you sleep?  here.  you'll sleep in budgens.  okay, salad is soft, sleep on the lettuce in the produce aisle.  it's cold there, too.  you like to be cold when you sleep. this is fine.  okay.  okay lettuce.'  THANKFULLY david just happened to be in the grocery store and saved my ass.  i managed to walk the 5 minutes it takes to get home only thanks to him.  disaster averted.  marc, i'll be honest, if you were ever high and stuck in a grocery store i would probably just leave you there and we would later laugh about how you got arrested.  i'm just a good friend like that.  PRESS!!

xx